How bad is the train?

Bumper-to-bumper. Too many humans in a tin can. You know this.

Heavy congestion at DeKalb. Try the D or N if you can.

Service change mid-route — listen to conductor announcements.

Delays both directions at 36 St Brooklyn. Bridge traffic.

Delays both ways near 23 St. Local if you're in a rush.

Signal problems at 14 St. Add 6-8 minutes to your trip.

J/Z skip-stop service active. Z trains skip, J stops everywhere.

The G is doing its G-things. Crowded, but moving.

Slow into Manhattan from the Rockaways. Plan 10 extra minutes.

Slow into Manhattan from Coney. Local bridges are open.

Running. Use it if you're between Queens and the Village.

Running, with minor dwell time at 50 St.

Shuttle running on schedule. Look for the gray roundel — it's the only line that uses one, which tells you it's the S.

Running normally. Light ridership, plenty of seats.

Mostly fine. Planned work near York St — add 4 minutes if you're heading south of the river.

Smooth into Jamaica. Some wait at World Trade Center transfer.

Staten Island Railway on its usual 10-15 minute headway.

Mostly fine. One train canceled north of 96 St.

On time. The 7 is having a day where it's actually the 7.

Weekday-only service running clean today.

Running normally. Late nights rerouted via 2/3 after 11pm.

On time. Underused line, often a quiet ride in.

Bright lights, big bridge, on-time service. Enjoy.

On time. Bonus: express service saved you 4 stops.