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How bad is the S?

Today the S is a 7.3.

Still better than finding a place to park.

7.3

out of 10

On time

Shuttle running on schedule. Look for the gray roundel — it's the only line that uses one, which tells you it's the S.

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The S, the shuttle that punches far above its size

The S is less a single train than a job title the MTA hands to its short connector routes, and on the map they all wear the same sober gray. The most famous is the 42nd Street Shuttle, a two-station hop between Times Square and Grand Central that is the shortest passenger route in the entire system. It exists for one reason: to move people between two of the busiest hubs in the city without forcing them onto a long, winding line that goes the wrong way first.

The 42nd Street run traces its roots to the very first subway tracks laid in New York, which makes the humble shuttle a piece of living history disguised as a convenience. It has been rebuilt, re-signaled, and reconfigured over the years, and its platforms have been squeezed and reshaped to fit modern crowds, but the idea has not changed since the beginning. Two landmarks, one stop, constant service. You do not wait for it so much as catch up to it, hopping on like you'd step onto a moving sidewalk. It is the rare piece of infrastructure that has survived more than a century of redesigns mostly by staying out of the way.

What riders love is the simplicity. No branching, no express-versus-local confusion, no mystery about where the train is going. At Times Square you can cross a platform and be on your way with barely a glance at the boards, and the shuttle rewards that confidence by turning up almost constantly. In a system famous for making you read signage like a legal document, a train that only has one destination is a small, quiet mercy.

The S label shows up in other boroughs too, and each one is a connector with a specific reason to exist. Out in Brooklyn, the Franklin Avenue Shuttle links the busy Eastern Parkway corridor, where the 2, 3, 4, and 5 run, to the C at Prospect Park, closing a gap that would otherwise strand riders in the middle of the borough. Parts of it ride on elevated structure through a leafy residential stretch, and it has the unhurried feel of a train that knows its job is short and does it well. In a borough this sprawled, a connector that saves you a cross-town bus and twenty minutes of patience is worth its weight in gold, even if almost nobody outside Brooklyn has heard of it.

Then there is the Rockaway Park Shuttle, the one that keeps the far end of the peninsula connected to the rest of the A line at Broad Channel. It is the beach train's beach train, a short spur that only matters to the people who live out there and the summer crowds heading for the sand. Miss it and you wait, because nothing else runs that stretch. Locals treat it the way you treat the last ferry of the night: with respect and a little bit of planning. In summer it is standing-room most of the way, and in winter it is nearly empty, which says everything about who actually needs it.

Honest assessment time. The good: the shuttles are frequent, uncomplicated, and quietly essential, and the 42nd Street version may be the single most efficient few hundred feet of track in the city. The bad: they are tiny in scope, and if a shuttle is your whole commute you are at the mercy of two stations and whatever is happening at either end. A delay on the connecting line becomes your delay, and there is no alternate route to bail you out. Small trains inherit every problem of the big ones they feed.

Still, there is something lovable about a family of trains this small. They don't pretend to cross the city or serve a dozen neighborhoods. They fix a specific problem in a specific place, and they do it thousands of times a day without applause. On a system that loves to overpromise, the S quietly underpromises and then shows up anyway, which is a rarer virtue than it sounds. The next time you dash across a shuttle platform and just make it, you've enjoyed the whole point of the thing.

Or — and hear me out — don't drive

Look, the S is a 7.3today. That's not perfect. It's still better than the alternative. (Estimates below are based on a typical weekday run, not your exact trip; both Uber and your car move on a curve the MTA never will.)

HowCostTimeFootnote
Subway (S)$2.90~12 minto a sample Bedford Av → 14 St run
Uber$18–248–22 minsurge adds 1.5–2× on a rainy weekday
Your car$0.65 per mile + parking12–45 minand the parking part is the prank

Scores are computed from public MTA data and curated inputs. See our methodology for what that actually means today. The tagline has been true since 1904.